Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Made me laugh

My mom sent me an email 'If women ruled the world' and some of these pictures are keepers.

Feel free to steal them.

All right, all right, I'm not insinuating that women can't drive. Far from it. I tool around in a full-sized van, 6600 pounds, thank you very much and I can park the puppy in a rat hole. Do remember, I'm from Texas and things are bigger here than in other parts of the world -- rat holes included. But gals are normally handling a number of things while trying to park and I think it's only fair we should get a bigger parking spot.

Okay, this one you got to love!

Loved the concept, but this one isn't a complete kit -- where's the duct tape? No woman's purse is actually complete without duct tape. Want to know how to hold a fence in place? Duct Tape. Keep air from leaking out of a tire? Duct Tape. Prevent anything from flapping in the wind? Duct Tape. Okay, I rest my case. However, I have hung many a picture with a shoe, and no, I don't measure before I put it on the wall. Hang and bang--that's my philosophy. And I can screw anything in place with a butter knife or better yet a metal nail file.

Got a special tool for your leisurely ladies life? Share.


Donald Douglas said...

Ha, let me have that duct tape!

Take it easy, Sandra!

Elle Fredrix said...

One of my GFs once used duct tape on her pants. The hem came down on her fave pair - she can't sew, but she can improvise! Of course, she eventually had to get them fixed.

Kay Dennison said...

I love my cordless drill!

Stie: My Favorite Things said...

Oh, these are just too funny. Thanks for stopping by my blog and for your kind words.

The other thing that's missing is a glue gun. I've tried to glue-gun WAY too many home repairs.

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