Wednesday, December 13, 2017

12 Days of Office Depot Woes


Once Upon a Business, to Office Depot I did go . . .

ONE executive chair I did purchase


TWO hundred $$ did Office Depot over-charge



THREE fraudulent Office Depot charges on my account


FOUR bank rebuttals against Office Depot I did submit


FIVE different Office Depot departments who promised resolution


SIX Office Depot managers I did entreat -- please return my funds



SEVEN regrets for shopping with Office Depot


EIGHT Office Depot customer service agents I did beg -- please return my funds


NINE (90) minutes of typing/faxing/submitting rebuttal letters to Office Depot



TEN hours of listening to bad Office Depot hold music



ELEVEN broken promises from OFFICE Depot -- to date still no funds returned


TWEVLE (120 days) awaiting for funds to be returned.



For those in the business world . . .

for those authors searching for the perfect writing chair . . .

Hear my 12 Days of Office Depot woe.

Shop somewhere -- anywhere else -- and save the woes of miserly Office Depot who taketh but doesn't giveth.

Oh, and in case you really need to get in touch with a living, breathing person who is NOT part of the Customer Service 'useless' wheel -- their corporate number is: 561-438-4800. (It only took 120 days to obtain that phone number.)

If you call Corporate, expect a recording. Of course.
Be sneaky and persistent.
Select any department -- except Customer Service, then press 0 for the Operator and you should get through.

Oh wise shoppers . . .
DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT

-- especially do not go into OFFICE DEPOT.

RAGE AGAINST THE DYING OF THE LIGHT.

-- and terrible customer service.


Protect your sanity and shop elsewhere.


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